Benny is almost 32 years old. All his friends are now married, but Benny just dates and dates.
Finally, his friend asks him, “What’s the matter, Benny? Are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you really that fussy? Surely you can find someone who suits you?”
“No I just cant,” Benny replies. “I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them. So I keep on looking!”
“Listen,” his friend suggests, “why don’t you find a girl who’s just like your mother?”
Many weeks go by and again Benny and his friend get together.
“So, have you found the perfect girl? One that’s just like your mother?”
Benny shrugs his shoulders, “Yes, I found one just like mum. Mum loved her right from the start and they have become good friends.”
“So, do I owe you a Mazel Tov? Are you and this girl engaged yet?”
“I’m afraid not. My father can’t stand her!”
I suggest that vandalism and mischief should not qualify as english language failure.
I salute the bona fide should-have-known-better grammar, punctuation and spelling errors!!!
That’s not vandalism. The “I” fell over and is leaning against the “F” forming a lopsided “A.”
Either way, it’s still funny.
That’s the middle school I went to…
That WAS, in fact, vandalism.
Y’mean someone vandalized the Anal Exam? How “corny”!
I smell sr prank. We once changed “history” dept to “shi*ory” (allegedly)
Who cares if it is vandalism or not?
It’s still funny shit.
hmm i think i am sick those days
was*
Wow!…I thought they just gave those at work.
Since it takes place at a middle school, you need a parental permission slip to receive one.
If there was ever a time to ditch school, this would be it.
Several years later in therapy:
“Repressed… memories… breaking… through…”
If you fail one, do you have to re-sit it? ; )
Well, at least it’s not an oral exam.
lolz!
Dear Friends, Happy Fool’s Day!!!
Benny is almost 32 years old. All his friends are now married, but Benny just dates and dates.
Finally, his friend asks him, “What’s the matter, Benny? Are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you really that fussy? Surely you can find someone who suits you?”
“No I just cant,” Benny replies. “I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them. So I keep on looking!”
“Listen,” his friend suggests, “why don’t you find a girl who’s just like your mother?”
Many weeks go by and again Benny and his friend get together.
“So, have you found the perfect girl? One that’s just like your mother?”
Benny shrugs his shoulders, “Yes, I found one just like mum. Mum loved her right from the start and they have become good friends.”
“So, do I owe you a Mazel Tov? Are you and this girl engaged yet?”
“I’m afraid not. My father can’t stand her!”
Happy April Fool’s Day!
for fooks sake, why do they need to examine my butte?