Paris Hilton’s Shirt = FAIL

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26 Responses to “Paris Hilton’s Shirt = FAIL”

  1. 1 Anonymous April 20, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    When home t-shirt makers go wrong . . .

  2. 2 Flarg? April 23, 2008 at 7:41 pm


  3. 3 Anonymous May 1, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    I love that both sides are grammatically incorrect.

  4. 4 Scott May 2, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    Wow. Paris officially sucks at everything now.

  5. 5 Sarah May 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    I have to agree, the fact that both sides of the shirt are grammatically incorrect just makes it so much better, :p

  6. 6 fuck you all May 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    umm dear sarah, scott, flarg? and both anonymous’
    fuck you, i love paris hilton.
    she gets shit on every day for no reason. she does so much good for the world. she is constantly working for charity and other things. fuck you all noone could ever amount to what paris hilton is. she is a legacy and noone will ever be as sucessful as her. she has made a huge impact on the world, and makes it so much better on a daily routine.
    so please fuck off because you don’t know what you’re talking about!

  7. 7 Anonymous May 3, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Please tell me he was joking. PLEASE.

  8. 8 REK May 3, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Um, despite what anyone thinks of Paris Hilton, most of those comments were about her shirt, not about her. And, in fact, the grammar on the shirt is incorrect.

  9. 9 Winged May 3, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Adam, you should check your posts for spelling and grammatical errors before getting mad at people who make fun of Paris Hilton’s shirt.

  10. 10 Sean Rega May 3, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Yeah I don’t think millions of charity workers who don’t drink and drive (thereby making this world a little more dangerous) can ever – read it, ever – amount to what Paris Hilton is. Notice that I am not misspelling anything when I write that you’re a douchebag. Check your grammar/spelling if you don’t wish to be ridiculed as this is a website devoted to doing just that.

  11. 11 Anonymous May 3, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Ahahhahahaha I love that this is on Paris Hilton.

    It makes the shirt THAT much better.

  12. 12 Sean May 4, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Yeah, I totally agree with ‘fuck you all’. I mean, it takes guts to rake in millions of dollars a year for doing absolutely nothing. C’mon guys! It’s difficult to try and portray yourself as a saint when you spend most of your time recording porno/tanning/snorting cocaine/getting out of limos without underwear. Have some damn decency! If it weren’t for stupid assholes like you guys, she’d have already been canonized.

  13. 13 Luke May 6, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Thank you Sean. You said perfectly what we were all thinking.

    And to young (or disturbingly old?) Adam. My deepest sympathies go out to you, if in fact, your opinion of Paris is actually legitimate.

    It must have been such a horrible childhood being raised by crack addicts & wealthy socialites who have no care for anyone on a salary under $100 000.

    Ouch. Too harsh?

  14. 14 Anon May 7, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    I didn’t know I had a “not”…
    What is a “not”?

  15. 15 Elizabeth B. May 12, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    I think in general Paris Hilton=FAIL. Despite a minority of opinions to the contrary, I find her a stupid degenerate who contributes nothing to society.

  16. 16 Jen May 18, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    I’m sure if we all had millions of dollars, we would pull ourselves away from the cocaine and porno business to donate a couple dollars to the United Way every once in a while. We wouldn’t, however, wear Paris Hilton style t-shirts.

    We’re not the assholes.

    Paris Hilton and her grammatically incorrect shirt are the assholes.

  17. 17 Leah May 20, 2008 at 12:35 am

    Adam, get a life. We’re criticising the grammar on her shirt, not what she does for the world.

    However, if you’d like us to give you a reason to abuse us for criticising her life, I’m sure we’ll be happy to.

  18. 18 Levi May 23, 2008 at 11:09 pm


    …I mean, LEAVE PARIS ALONE!!!

    Adam, is that YOU?!

  19. 19 Kara May 23, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Her silkscreener ran out of apostrophe fluid. ¬_¬

  20. 20 Jay June 1, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    Okay, Adam.
    That’ll do.

  21. 21 Jay June 1, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    Noone does it like Adam, y’all.
    He is a legacy.

  22. 22 Rhino June 1, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    i dont know what she’s talking about my not is SO fucking hot.

  23. 23 kayla June 3, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    Duh. For Adam standing up for paris hilton is a terrible role model, even she works for society. You sound really stupid for standing up for her.

  24. 24 Sçium June 14, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Oh, yea, I’d hit that.

    Just kidding!

    Fuck YOU Adam, and don’t ever come back fucktard. Do you even get what shit and fuck she’s done just showing her ignorance of the outside world? She does charity work because she’s bored and wants to be in the news. She doesn’t give a flying DAMN about anyone else! Grow up, Cris Crocker. That type of person makes me want to vomit all over them and their skimpy chiuaua.

  25. 25 Anon July 2, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    My not?! What about my not?

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