Fresh Cut Fail!

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17 Responses to “Fresh Cut Fail!”

  1. 1 Cody May 6, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    The owner must run a circumcision business on the side.

  2. 2 CM May 6, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    Was that supposed to be perennials?

  3. 3 Luxornv May 7, 2008 at 12:26 am

    Oh, it’s owned by Lorena Bobbit.

  4. 4 michael May 7, 2008 at 2:17 am

    I think it was “pines”, and some prankster turned it into what we see.

  5. 5 spinachflame May 7, 2008 at 7:08 am

    Or peonies?

    Cartoons here:

  6. 7 Anonymous May 7, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    You’re all wrong. I think Lorainne Bobit owns this joint.

  7. 8 Anonymous May 7, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    AHHH- failure to read previous comments fail. Sorry!

  8. 9 Extramrdo May 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Remind me to wear a cup next time I visit.

  9. 10 Anonymous May 8, 2008 at 1:52 am

    i really have no idea what it should be…

  10. 11 nederninja May 8, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    pretty sure it’s supposed to be peonies. not sure if i spelled that right, but i’m trusting the poster ^^ up there. i know it’s not penis.

  11. 12 michael May 9, 2008 at 12:19 am

    it clearly used to be pines, geez

  12. 13 John Jude Farragut May 14, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Whoa, I wonder what they’ve been growing in there. *Laughs* That’s right up there with the newscaster talking about “fresh honey-roasted”–well, you can figure out the rest.

  13. 14 Anonymous May 25, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    Adverb fail- “FreshLY cut penis”. Obviously.

  14. 15 Anna June 2, 2008 at 7:06 am

    Don’t you think that’s a tad expensive? 😉 I mean, what can you do with it at this point?

  15. 16 Sçium June 15, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    @nederninja: Are you SURE that’s what they meant?



  16. 17 Anonymous July 13, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Anyone else think of how ironic it is that the sign says it’s a nursery, too? FreshLY cut baby penis.

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