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I was not aware that effeminate men, emo’s, loud mouth women and sports nuts were deserving of god’s wrath. Actually I can see how emo’s might be deserving.
ok.. it was the apostrophes that were the fail.. I was mega confused.
I guess “People who paid attention in first grade English class” should be added to the list of the damned…
Why would environmentalists be on that list? Or sports nuts? I mean, seriously.
It is telling, though, that the people in the picture would prefer to list off who they hate. I totally had the wrong idea about Christianity before I saw these guys!
What the heck?
Pastor’s Kids love the devil?
I don’t understand these people…
I never knew that the Hate Mongerer edition of Microsoft Word didn’t come with grammar check…
Player Killers? WTH.
Ok! Why is their an apostrophe at the end of each word?
The apostrophic abuse here is truly amazing.
Don’t forget the third line from the bottom right. Even though “high-falutin'” is technically slang, I’ve always seen it spelled the way I just spelled it. They chose High Fullutent.
In any case, these people are sick. Sports nuts? Loud-mouthed women? Rich snobs? What about Hate-Filled So-Called Christians with money to waste on printing huge banners instead of feeding the poor?
thieve’s is the best one.
Does that one line say “Freelancers”? I guess this guy thinks we’ll be seeing a lot of journalists in hell given the fracturing of the print media?
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I think high fullutint is supposed to be high falutin’.
weren’t we laughing at the irony in the yellow writing?
if we ignore that rubbish little heart thing it reads:
‘why do you the devil repent and believe in jesus’
i quite like that🙂
I did not see “Spartans” on that list. Nor “Ninjas.” Not even “Pirates.” Wow, I love these guys. All you “Sports Nut’s,” “Emo’s,” “Environmentalist’s,” and “P.K’s” should learn. Learn that Jesus gave his life for you. You should give it back one of these days, along with those records.
to whoever said “player killers”
are you on drugs?
“Loud Mouth Women”
“High Fullutent’s” – spelt totally wrong
and also, on the sign on the left, it has:
and what looks like “Lazy Bums”
this people hate everyone, don’t they?
I’m really disappointed that they left out Unitarian’s
I think the line at the top in yellow says: “Why do you [heart] the devil?” I just like the use of [heart] similar to how a 16-year=old girl would text her friends…
Also, they missed “Lutheran’s” on the long list of condemned religions.
Oh boy… I think the whole poster fails. Well actually, the people holding it fail. Hee, hee. I love it when people make absolute idiots of themselves. It’s sort of like reality TV…
FAIL FAIL FAIL. Grammar fail, ethics fail, printing fail (the odd symbol does not resemble a heart in any way, shape, or form). I am also rather intrigued to see that Catholics (or “CATHOLIC’S”, as the case may be), are regarded as Satanic, given that all the modern denominations of Christianity emerged from the Protestant Reformation, which broke away from the Catholic church. Apparently, since I’m one of the “catholic’s”, “democrat’s”, “feminist’s”, “environmentalist’s”, and “liberal’s”, and I have friends who are “homo’s”, “atheist’s”, “pagan’s”, and “agnostic’s”, I am bound for Hell. If these people, with their grammar (or lack thereof), pretension, and shiny banners are headed to Heaven, I think maybe I will just stick with Purgatory or Hell, whichever comes first.
religion abuse fail. but really, they make a good point and I’ve decided to convert. praise the jesus’s cross! haha
oh. and freeloaders, not freelancers. or freeloader’s.😉
Jews weren’t mentioned on there. YES!!!
…the result of generations of inbreeding. I suppose they can’t very well put “Loud Mouth Men” on their shitty posters.
hmm kinda sad they were so busy being mad at the other people for ever making mistakes that they made some!!
actually i change my mind….. it was kind of funny!
i am Christian and that embarrasses me! no the mistakes but the closed mindedness. was that last sentence a fail?
wait, I just noticed the guy wearing the shirt that reads “Ask me why you deserve HELL”. Sweet.
I can’t even imagine who these people are. This is SO FUNNY but also so ridiculous. They didn’t even list half of the categories that are so easily laid out for them in the Bible (hey, if they’d really checked there they probably would have skipped out on the apostrophes). Where do they get this material?
That’s so good. I’ve been in a Bible class where Goths were badmouthed before, but this is… horribly hilarious.
Rebecca: The Goths sacked Rome, after all. Of course the church would hate ’em …
… oh, wait.
For the sake of understanding, I put “define: pk” into the Google search bar, and the most likely definition that applies to this poster is “The power of the mind to affect matter without physical contact, especially in inanimate and remote objects by the exercise of psychic powers.” By this definition, these people would be hating people who claim to have telekinetic capabilities, or actually do have them.
Also, the list to the left of the “Jesus gave his life for you” poster has no visible apostrophe abuses. Consistency fail.
Sports nuts? Good gravy.
I was, like, TOTALLY with them until I got to that one.
If these people are going to heaven, I’d gladly go to hell.
I think the top one on the right is Government Recipient’s. I hope that our stimulus rebate check doesn’t make us all “government recipient’s”.
this one is retarded
I think it’s just great. Because you know when Jesus was on Earth he went around telling everyone why they were going to Hell, complete with gigantic posters. WWJD FAIL.
“If these people are going to heaven, I’d gladly go to hell.”
I agree with that statement completely.
This thought just occurred to me. Why would “GOVERNMENT RECIPIENT’S” [sic] go to hell? Does it mean people on welfare? If anything related to the government goes to hell, I’d prefer it be the IRS.
if i were them i would “fear god” for not obeying the rules of grammer
I think PK’s is for place kickers. Or maybe place kicker’s. Being one of the sports nuts (which I can’t see if it has an apostrophe or not) that was my first thought. At least Mike Vanderjagt does seem kind of like a jerk, but I am not sure why he should go to hell.
Yea… For those of you refuting the deinition of PK’s, here are some things it could stand for:
Rofl! SOI SOI SOI SOI!
And by the way, Catholic’s should be changed to Anyone who believes in Purgatory’s.
Rat’s, I think I’m about 5 thing’s on that list…
“If these people are going to heaven, I’d gladly go to hell.” And I am according to these people. And I respect their opinion so much, because they’re very reasonable and are only trying to help people by letting them know that they’re going to hell. Not at all judgmental. In fact, they’re doing a good deed… right. But note the lostprophets song, Heaven for the Weather, Hell for the Company (so fitting right now!)
Now, if they want to condemn racist’s, wifebeater’s (the shirts? hehe), and scientologist’s to hell, I can’t say I blame them. But most of these are just ridiculous. Mind you, it’s pretty funny that emo’s are on there, but really. It might be moot to point out how little sense this makes, since the whole sign is made of nothing but FAIL, but… atheists love the devil? What? These people clearly know what an atheist is.
Of course, what these people don’t know probably couldn’t fit into the margins of a pocket-sized bible.
I fall into at least six of their categories.
For irony’s sake, two things here deeply amuse me:
1.) The number of spelling, grammar, and apostrophe errors made in these comments–how do you manage to get the jokes in the pictures?
2.) The one place where they could’ve legitimately used an apostrophe (Baha’i, which they also spelled wrong), they didn’t manage to do so.
What about idiot’s and moron’s? Are they acceptable?
Beth, I was so about to mention the Baha’i thing. First thing i noticed, strangely enough.
Also, rhelian, pagans don’t believe in satan or hell either. Apparenly it’s possible to love something you don’t even believe in. I never knew. So that’s where those mysteriously singed valentines have been showing up from..
I take offense to that poster. Some of my best friends are high fullutent sophisticated swine.
That whole protest MUST be a mockery of fundamentalist nutjobs. I fear for humanity if they’re serious about half the groups on that list. >_<
Nice to know that effeminate men, loud-mouth women, and druggies, while condemned by the church, are spared the horrors of apostrophe abuse.
Maybe PK is Phenylketonurics – those people who always get the warnings on cans of diet pop. (or SODA if you’re not from around these parts…).
Whoops. I meant Phenylketonuric’s.
my brain is worn out… I think everyone I know is going to hell then… so we’ll have a party… with all the rich boars…. …. boar’s… out there…
why do athiest’s [heart] the devil? fail by definition. why do you hate the dictionary?
I’m quite surprised that “wifebeater’s” are on the list, when they clearly disapprove of those uppity, opinion-havin’ wimmen-folk.
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