Child Toy Fail

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10 Responses to “Child Toy Fail”

  1. 1 jimminy cricket May 30, 2008 at 6:01 am

    This posting is beyond a typo fail. It makes no logical sense whatsoever. It seems to have been written by Bizarro.

  2. 2 mrschmooshies May 30, 2008 at 6:41 am

    Definitely a case of bad Engrish.

    In other news, the picture needs a caption.

    “Mmmm, lead paint.”

  3. 3 Aeterna May 30, 2008 at 6:42 am

    Wow, I didn’t know it was possible to educate intelligence, much less to put together a toy in so doing!

    And did the toy factory run out of punctuation? And the letter “K”? (Stick an “H” in there instead … no one will notice!)

  4. 4 spinachflame May 30, 2008 at 11:00 am

    I like the action figure’s helmet. Which is actually a spaghetti strainer.


  5. 5 Alena May 30, 2008 at 11:12 am

    I love the phrase “educating the intelligence puts together the toy.”

  6. 6 Sarah May 30, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    Oh, wow. That is too funny.

    I’m totally going to go educate my intelligence now.

  7. 7 thisbeautifulmess May 31, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    I have no idea what the description is trying to tell us.

    WISH I had taken a picture of the “Salsa Express” box when I had it, horrible Engrish on that too.

  8. 8 Sçium June 15, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Yeah, you do that Sarah.

    @Spinach: That’s not a spaghetti strainer, it’s a plastic bag. You have to set a good example for the kiddos.

    I love that too…

    Educate the Intelligence!
    (My Catchphrase)

  9. 9 Sçium June 15, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    I… uhh, guesd that that COULD make sense if you think of intelligence as a being that you can add to whenever you want to… and educating would equal adding to that mass of knowledge… and you have to have the intelligence gained from educating yourself to assemble said toy, and therefore (since you gained the intelligence from instructions included [I hope]), then you could say that since the instructions came in the same box (or mass) as the rest of the toy, it ‘assembled’ itself.

    Anyone care to read that ^?

  10. 10 Lia March 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Thanks, Mrschmooshies, I hadn’t seen the boy feeding his brain until you mentioned it : )

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