Epic Store Sign Fail

Further Clarification: The submitter of this picture wrote: “This sign blew me away. I found it in a store that sells school and teacher supplies; I think the place is run by a Korean couple.”

Thanks to Dan for:

30 Responses to “Epic Store Sign Fail”


  1. 1 Kantana June 7, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Man, this can’t be real… It’s way too hilarious!

  2. 2 Anonymous June 7, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Yeah I won’t believe it unless I see a picture with it actually at a store.

  3. 3 Tal June 7, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Yea… this is a little too extreme. Could we get a source on this?

  4. 4 thisbeautifulmess June 7, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Definitely an epic fail!

  5. 6 deMute June 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Photoshop! :p

    I agree I want to see it in situ before I’ll believe it!

  6. 7 Extramrdo June 7, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    1st grade stationary and penis in the same aisle?

  7. 8 Sarah June 7, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    If this is real…oh dear Lord, the humanity!

  8. 9 Jane June 7, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Unless this was written by a first grader (and maybe even then) I find this pretty unbelievable.

  9. 10 Anonymous June 7, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    AHAHAHAHAA!!
    Looks like this was written by someone who doesn’t speak english very well….
    😄

  10. 11 Josh June 7, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Really? Do you expect us to believe this was actually posted somewhere? There’s no way this is real…

  11. 12 kwilson653 June 7, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    Ha. many of these are very funny. Thanks for all of the entertainment.

  12. 13 Josh June 7, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    Oh man. Even if that wasn’t real, it’s still awesome. I had to stop my e-rasers download and nearly choked on my managmint at the part about the penis. Maybe it was too much shippGin.
    The best part, though, is the correct spelling of haberdashery.

  13. 14 Alex June 8, 2008 at 1:17 am

    “Haberdashery”??????????? I’m a native English speaker and I’ve never heard this word. Dictionary.com time!

    P.S. My 1st graders just can’t get enough penis!

  14. 15 me June 8, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    I love the “LOVE…” at the end.

  15. 16 know-nothing June 8, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    how did they get haberdashery right and everything else wrong?

  16. 17 Kev Orng June 9, 2008 at 5:49 am

    e-rasers… at least they’re up on all the newfangled gizmos. Too bad it’s not an iRaser.

  17. 18 stuffgirlslike June 10, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Where do we start? This is the Mother of all fails.

    http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

  18. 19 Keelhaul June 11, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Hold on…..I have to stop LMAO……Okay…
    This looks like a Babelfish malfunction and my Pakistani neighbor trying to ask me how to fix a car transmission.Really!

  19. 20 bellabeastie June 11, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    I’m with Alex amd know-nothing on this one. “Haberdashery” ??? And nothing else is spelled right? I wonder what they think it means..?? And perfect it’s signed Love. Can’t you just feel it… made me snort wine out of my nose.

  20. 21 stop trying; my head hurts. June 12, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    fake. next!

  21. 22 Anonymous June 14, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    It’s funny except the part with the Penis, I mean they sell supplies for children… D:

  22. 23 Bamboo Forest June 15, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Woah, this gives me a headache😡

  23. 24 Sçium June 15, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    WE ARE SORRRRY., BUT NO CHRILDENS” TEXTBOOKS ARE ON SALE DUE 2 SHIPPGIN PROBALMSO… WAN’T YOU 1ST GRADE STATIONARY; WE SALE PAPER, E-RASERS. PENIS, AND HABERDASHERY ITEMS IN THE FRONT!!! PLEASE COME BACK TOWARDS LATER DAYS AND RECEIVE IT?’ LOVE. THE MANAGMINT

    LOLOLOL as long as this is real, it’s HILARIOUS!!! Reminds me of a sign I put up in my window sill while I was learning English via-Babelfish:

    WE IS ‘GOOOD IN THE HOAL WHEN DOWMN I HAPPI. THAT COOL IS 2 FOR I. Y IT RANE-DROPPS NOW??? LOVE. MY MEET.

  24. 25 karloz June 18, 2008 at 6:55 am

    no way, it can’t be real……

    i tinkh its fake!

  25. 26 geko June 18, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    they obviously meant to say PENS, not PENIS

  26. 27 DekuLink June 22, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    I love how they used a period after LOVE
    “LOVE. MANAGEMENT”

  27. 28 Anonymous June 30, 2008 at 2:55 am

    That had to be written by Tojyo or AkiruNyang or something….

  28. 29 Anonymous July 1, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    @the faggot above me: Definitely Tojyo.

  29. 30 Andrew September 14, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Look, they’re Korean, so they probably don’t know very much English, or rather the English they do know is spoken and not written. I imagine it’s very difficult to set up a shop in a foreign country. If it were a question of being lazy or a result of outright ignorance I would agree with you, however I think it’s a bit much to ridicule people who haven’t much experience of written English never mind English in general. I imagine they’re trying their best in a country which not only has a different language but also a different alphabet. Haberdashery is a well known word, surely.


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