Tomatoes Running Rampant

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15 Responses to “Tomatoes Running Rampant”


  1. 1 Joe June 10, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Thanks a lot, FDA!

  2. 2 Jim June 10, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Oh no! Not a raw tomato outbreak!

  3. 3 Kara June 10, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    Oh, God, they’re chewing through the walls!!!

  4. 4 steelopus June 10, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    That’s just depressing.

  5. 5 Alaric June 10, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined than by any one tomato.

  6. 6 Brian June 10, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    The F.D.A. is always meddling in my vegetable business!

  7. 7 Sarah June 10, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    Oh, darn that F.D.A. Now I know who to blame for that dag nab raw tomato outbreak.

  8. 8 Keelhaul June 11, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Just try a little salve….They’ll clear right up.

  9. 9 David June 11, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    That’s actually good for me. I like tomatoes! Can the F.D.A. cause an outbreak of pizza next?

  10. 10 Anonymous June 12, 2008 at 12:17 am

    Don’t think anyone has pointed out yet, but this is also an English fail due to the fact that in the second sentence, many words are capitalised when they don’t need to be.

  11. 11 C Sherman June 12, 2008 at 10:03 am

    “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”!!

    Letterhead: Buffalo Wild Wings…a national chain. Corporate communications fail!

  12. 12 Sçium June 14, 2008 at 8:57 am

    “Next on Good Morning America: We’ll examine the differences between a Raw Tomato outbreak and a Ripe Tomato outbreak, and what you can do to protect yourself.”

    -OR-

    “We all know about the great Raw Tomato outbreak of 2008. We thought we knew who caused the death of two billion innocent people, but we were wrong. Up next on Channel 9 Investigates: Why we think the government is to blame for the release of the Tommato Men.”

  13. 13 Anonymous June 14, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Sçium wins

  14. 14 Sçium June 15, 2008 at 12:50 am

    Alt+135!

    That’s somewhat of a battlecry, I suppose… hehe.

    Watch out, I hear in 2009 there’s a high probability of a pistachio outbreak o.O

  15. 15 Bamboo Forest June 15, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Those evil raw tomatoes >.<


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